my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change
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if u are ever having trouble on a test, just write “jesus” for the answer bc jesus is always the answer. god bless
WHAT DO BOYS DO AT SLEEPOVERS
each other
the only ruling is that they must repeatedly whisper “no homo”
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today i learned that “bae” stands for “before anyone else” and here i was thinking it was just slang for baby or something
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Let me bring you a thing back
- blond= male
- blonde=female
- brunet=male or female
- brunette=female
- fiancé=male
- fiancée=female
Good day.
I did not know this.
I’m 31 yrs old.
I had no fucking idea.
wait what
you have a blog at the age of 31, proud of you
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